Joke of the Week 1/23/14

Posted by on Jan 23, 2014 in Blog | 2 Comments

Courtesy of Tom Miller:

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.  He gets in the taxi and the cabby says, “Perfect timing.  You’re just like Frank.”

Passenger: “Who?”

Cabby: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right – all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”

Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”

Cabby: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy”

Passenger: “Sounds like he was something really special”

Cabby: “There’s more…….He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.”

Passenger. “Wow, some guy then.”

Cabby: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake”

Passenger. “Mmm, there’s not many like him around.”

Cabby: “And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too – he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”

Passenger: “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”

Cabby: “Well, I never actually met Frank.”

Passenger: “Then how do you know so much about him?”

Cabby: “I married his f*cking widow.”

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  1. Yolanda
    January 23, 2014

    Another cab story (True)

    Friend heads for home after seeing date home (via streetcar) – late at night decided to hitch-hike home. A cab came along and stopped in front of him. Friend jumped in and cabbie drove him home to other side of city. At destination, friend jumped out, closed the cabbie door and said “thank you for the ride”.

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    • brisketman
      February 26, 2014

      That took guts.

      Reply

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